PENILE TROUBLE

I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

I think I am an elephant with a nose for trouble.

Why do you say that?

Because my nose is in trouble and i am an elephant

Is it because your nose is in trouble and you are an elephant that you
came to me?

yes, now you understand that i have a kidney stone to pass

Does it bother you that you have a kidney stone to pass?

yes, it burns when i pee

What happened when you pee?

it burns when i pee

When did you first know that it burns when you pee?

this morning when i peed

What would happen if you peed?

it would burn like hell

I would appreciate it if you would watch your tongue!

but it burns!

Can you elaborate on that?

my penis is on fire!

Earlier you said your nose is in trouble and you are an elephant?

Yes, since I am an elephant, i have a bigger penis, which means my
kidney stone hurts a hundred times more when i pee

What happened when you are an elephant you have a bigger penis which
means your kidney stone hurts a hundred times more when you pee?

IT BURNS WHEN I PEE

What would happen if you pee?

IT WOULD FUCKING BURN A HOLE IN THE WALL

Perhaps you could avoid such unwholesome thoughts.

BUT IT WOULD BURN A HOLE THROUGH THE WALL

Is the fact that it would burn a hole through the wall the real
reason?

no, just my penis is on fire

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER

What makes you believe get the fire extinguisher?

HURRY

Please, continue.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Go on, don't be afraid.

(My penis experienced third-degree burns from a giant kidney stone. thankfully they were able to save my penis, no thanks to the psychotherapist, but at least now i have a giant penis.)

I take more pills

I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

I took more pills, today

Do you use pills often?

Yes, normally so I can have boners but today I felt couragous

Is it because today you felt couragous that you came to me?

Yes, I want you to test out the pill I took.

Why do you say that?

Because I want you test my new harder and LONGER penis.

Does it bother you that you want me test your new harder and longer
penis?

No, not at all!

Earlier you said you used pills?

Yes, they were for making my penis larger, and now it's whole foot longer!

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

Yes, my plans of raping you.

I talk about my sex issues.

I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.

I woke up this morning and I saw I had 69 penis's. All of them were
stiff, and they still are.

Why do you say that?

Because now I have 69 penis's

Is it because now you have 69 penis's that you came to me?

Yes, I need to know why I have them.

What makes you believe you might want to know why you have them?

I think maybe it is for my raping, so I can fuck 69 girls at the same time.

Are you afraid of sex?

What are talking about, I'm a rapist! It's my living.

What makes you believe you might want to know why you have them?

I think maybe it is for my raping, so I can fuck 69 girls at the same time.

Are you afraid of sex?

What are talking about, I'm a rapist! It's my living.

Earlier you said now you have 69 penis's?

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

Yes, my raping plans, you should know you are a TheRapist.

I don't understand.

You are a TheRapist right?

Gabe's Visit

I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems.

I love pie soo much, that I want to marry it, but it said no

Is it because it said no that you came to me?

no, its because of my goldfish's death

This is not a healthy way of thinking.

Neither is your face!

Why do you say neither is my face?

Because its funny, you idiot

Does it bother you that its funny me idiot?

No, it bothers me that you should screw off!

I would appreciate it if you would watch your tongue!

I would appreciate if you would die!!

Are you annoyed that you, too, may die someday?

I will die tomorrow

I am worried by your obsession with this topic!

Death@@

Can you elaborate on that?

I love Death!

Did you watch a lot of crime and violence on television as a child?

Soomuch that I think you should live under a rock where no one will

find you or my goldfish.

When did you first know that you think I should live under a rock

where no one will find me or your goldfish?

bye

My secretary will send you a bill.

My First Visit

I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.

Hi, this morning I had a deep urge to spurge.

How do you do?  What brings you to see me?

Did you not just hear me? I have a deep urge to spurge!

Why do you say that?

First of all, I took some random pill and now I have had a boner for
more than a day.

I don't understand.

Cant you see I have problems?

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

Now I feel something else.

What makes you believe now you feel something else?

I want to shove my cock somewhere.

Are you sure that you might want to shove your cock somewhere?

SUCK IT!

I would appreciate it if you would watch your tongue!

I would appreciate it if you sucked it.

Earlier you said you would like to shove your cock somewhere?

Yes, in a hole.

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

Yes, it all happened when I was born.

What happened when you were born?

I was raped by a doctor.

Are you afraid of sex?

No, I need it to survive.

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say you need
it to survive?

Maybe so, because they are all rapists.

Is it because they are all rapists that you came to me?

Yes, I need to fuck you.

Perhaps you could avoid such unwholesome thoughts.